erotic popsicle

Because of George!, I put my name into the Quiz Universe Sexual Dictionary of Names. I did it many, many times, to make sure the results were accurate. This is what I got:

1. 100% Kinky
2. Aphrodisiac of cucumbers
3. An invisible condom
4. A steamy steamy shower
5. Tasting like strawberries
6. A new position involving a machete
7. An erotic popsicle

I'm still wondering how they managed to get so close to the truth. It's scary -- it's like they KNOW me!!