ill pt two

According to Mayo Health, my new favorite What Disease Have You Got website since Web MD started showing pop up ads, I have one of the following conditions:

• stress (duh)
• giardia infection (a water born parasite that is usually found in third world countries but also sometimes sneeks into USA's municipal water supply)
• viral gastroenteritis (intestinal infection)
• something related to my gallbladder, colon, or spleen (they are not very clear here)
  
• pancreatic cancer

and the last, most unromantic, most probable condition:

• indigestion

(Although honestly, I have had indigestion before, but never has it lasted FORTY EIGHT HOURS !!)