this week was a four

Best headline I've read this week: Brad Pitt To Ask Indian Oprah To Reassure Her Audience His Bodyguards Don't Hate Indians.

Best thing I heard at school, said to me by an obese African American third grader: "Ms. X, you're like my mom." (The other kids laughed.)

Best thing I've discovered on TV: Scrubs plays four times every evening, from seven until nine thirty, interrupted only by Sex and the City. Two and a half hours of bliss.