too late to think about dating

A quick, QUICK list of things I liked about the last guy before he hooked up with me three times and then emailed that he wasn't feeling the chemistry:

1. He read Twilight. and New Moon. and Eclipse.
2. The youtube of him dressed up as his friend's dad dancing with another guy dressed up as his friend's mom. With a shirt labeled, "Love 2 Fuck."
3. He ate ketchup on his pasta.