so you think you can live blog!

Kat needs to get her roots done. I wonder if she's pregnant? Why would they ignore something like that? Otherwise, I love her hair tonight. Her dress, meh.

Courtney and Mark do a Viennese Waltz. I heart Courtney. But I hate this style and I hate this song.

While we're waiting for this boring dance to finish, I will proudly report that I have begun the arduous task of reorganizing my living room etc from when my classroom threw up in it. It is going well, albeit quite slow. I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT. For example, my computer from 2001 which has two ex-boyfriends worth of love-emails and both my undergraduate and graduate school papers. Need I keep these? I can't decide.

Chelsea does a slutty solo samba/rumba thing. Then she does the splits and my crotch pity-hurts.

Twitch does a hip-hopish routine to a disco song. It kind of works. He is wearing fake gold teeth and Urkel glasses. Kat puts on his glasses and looks even hotter. Then she puts on his fake teeth and it's kind of gross. Because he takes them straight out of his mouth.

Joshua and Katee (what the hell with the spelling of her name?) do a contemporary Romeo & Juliet thing. To Celine Dion. I secretly really like Celine Dion. It's the "All By Myself" song, which makes me think of Bridget Jones, not Shakespeare. I do not think this dance is particularly exciting. Perhaps because I am not really concentrating on them but rather on Colin Firth as Mark Darcy. The judges love them. Paula Abdul is in the audience!!! EXCITING!

Twitch and Chelsea do the mambo. Her dress is AWESOME. The top is fringy and sparkly, the bottom is like a fluffy tutu. It is bright red. A piece of her shoe falls off mid-dance. The judges are all, your dress was so banging I really didn't notice Twitch.

Katee does her solo and I can't help but not care. Ironically, the title of her song is, "I Can't Stop Thinking About You."

Joshua does a hip hop solo. I love this song. He is good.

Courtney and Mark are doing a jazz number choreographed by Sonya the one with the long hair mohawk. It's all about sex. Like, rear-entry. Courtney can do no wrong in my eyes.

Joshua and Katee do the pasa doble. Her dress is Amazon chic by way of Mexico. He is not wearing a shirt, which is nice. The judges orgasm.

Courtney does another contemporary solo. Can she try another style, please? I mean I love her but it gets a little boring every week, all this FEELING and EMOTING. I think she has become biffers with Kat.

Mark does a really well choreographed hip hop contemporary solo in which he takes off his shirt. It's hot.

Chelsea and Twitch do hip-hop. It's a very clever piece about two conductors fighting for a single baton. Very clever. Not very high energy, but very fun to watch. Chelsea's hair looks like she stuck her finger in a socket.

...and we're done.