ha!

Q: If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside?

A: K9P



Q: What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

aunt flo

I used to dread getting my period. I would become dismal at the prospect of cramps, bad underwear, bloating, and a general sense of blah. I still hate it more than ever, but now at least there is a tiny bright side:

At least I'm not pregnant!

stufjan a capella

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!

Thanks Jerm!

new phone yay!!!

Because I don't have much to do these days (which is a GODSEND), I've been spending lots of time at Tmobile.com drooling over phones. I used to want the RAZR phone, but then everyone and their mom got it, so I changed my mind. Plus, when I held it, my fingers strained a bit. Then I was obsessed with the PEBL phone, it's so round and lovely in your palm. But the keypad and the hinge and the sound quality sucks. I've now narrowed it down to two beauties: The Skinny Skinny and the Mini Slider. Your thoughts?

radiohead concert

was awesome. (Not my pictures.)

bipolar

Love kind of makes you bipolar.

I've realized this recently, as my moods now shift speedily from shooting stars awesome to depths of the Earth disaster and back again.

britney

I love dooce, and I love Britney Spears. The best of both worlds.