Thursday, August 25, 2005

automatic toilets

And then we got into a debate about whether or not those awful fucking automatic flushing toilets are any good, and of course they aren’t! I can flush my own goddamn toilet THANK YOU VERY MUCH. They always go off in the middle of a pee session because the sensors are always messed up, so everybody waiting in line thinks you’re in there dropping WHO KNOWS WHAT into the toilet because it keeps going off and off. OR WORSE! The sensor never goes off and you’re doing everything you can to get it to go off, even getting on your knees and begging the toilet to PLEASE JUST FLUSH, but it won’t so you have to leave the stall with your belongings left behind.

From my favorite girl, I'm Heather B. Armstrong and This is My Website

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