Sunday, November 20, 2005

the lapdance

"I'm ready for my lapdance now."

"Right here?"

"Right here."

"In the middle of the bar?"

"No, come over to the wall and sit."

"I'm not really sure how to do a lapdance."

"Well first you sort of twist your body around from side to side."

"Like this?"

"Slower...yeah."

"Ok, now what?"

"Now you move forward and back in a kind of tease."

"Ha! Now what?"

"Now it's up to the individual lapdancer what they want to do next."

"What do you mean?"

"Well, it's up to you now. You can do anything you want."

"Anything?"

"Anything."

"Can I do this?"


...And then they kiss.

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