"I know all about STDs. Don't mess with me."
"Where's Abbey?"
"At the Laundromat."
"Still?"
"She probably picked up a guy."
"I think I want to have a dairy wedding."
"Well, now I have to sit at home NOT wearing my most fabulous new sleeveless shirt to Babylon."
"That's the same stunning ensemble you wore yesterday."
"Have you written your internet boyfriend?"
"No."
"No?!! Why not?!"
"I've been busy."
"I guess your real life has gotten in the way of your fake life."
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