fug and away

I've missed the Fuglies for a while, and today there was this brilliant bit:

Fug and Away Last night, at a Hollywood Function:















Tom Cruise pretends to listen to Alicia Keys, but really, he thinks, "her bangs. They're so smooth and even, yet so long. They're glorious. I wish mine would do that. How ever does she manage that? Would it be rude to ask? I wonder."