totally related, totally boring

Several years ago, I got my little brother a shitload of shampoos and body washes for his birthday. It was not a joke. He was thrilled. It was a few months after he had requested (and received) a shampoo shower dispenser for Hannukah.

Today, I got this email from my other brother, He Who Can Finally Stop Using His Fake ID Tomorrow:

For my birthday...

I want the ultimate toaster. Yes, the same toaster that Oprah and the Queen of England uses. I want the Dualit 3 Slice in charcoal or chrome. It's the 3 Slice, NOT the Dualit Lite.

Below are some links where you can find them for a great price :)

1)http://cgi.ebay.com/DUALIT-3-SLICE-TOASTER-CHARCOAL-NEW-IN-OPEN-BOX_W0QQitemZ110116279731QQihZ001QQcategoryZ20682QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

2) http://cgi.ebay.com/WILLIAMS-SONOMA-DUALIT-3-SLICE-TOASTER-W-CAGE_W0QQitemZ110117683146QQihZ001QQcategoryZ20682QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
(I think this one is refurbished. As long as it has no crumbs in it, it should be fine, right?)

3) http://cgi.ebay.com/Dualit-3-Slice-Classic-Charcoal-110v_W0QQitemZ150062496007QQihZ005QQcategoryZ20682QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem

4) http://cgi.ebay.com/WILLIAMS-SONOMA-DUALIT-4-SLICE-TOASTER-CHROME_W0QQitemZ110117681958QQihZ001QQcategoryZ20682QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
(4 slice is ok as well)

5) http://cgi.ebay.com/DUALIT-3-SLICE-TOASTER-CHARCOAL-2-1-COMBI-NEW-IN-BOX_W0QQitemZ110116248061QQihZ001QQcategoryZ20682QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
(Look! Here's a brand new one!)

You guys get the point. I'm sure you can find them elsewhere on the Internet but eBay might be your best bet!

I know I'm not much to talk, because I asked for underwear on Hannukah and new sheets for my birthday.