Saturday, September 20, 2008

time to clear out the texts

For a second i didn't know what you were talking about and thought you were referring to staying together in hotel? Like you were going to surprise me with butt sex. LOL
The best part about Amish friendship bread is that you are not supposed to use a metal spoon to mix it.
We jumped a fence into the veterans cemetery and made out.
Hope your ride was ok and your bald vagina is doing fine.
I'm in awe. And i'm wearing a toga.
P.S. If I die of texting while driving please tell my family I love them.
Im at a bbq. Want 2 have some crazy sex?
Please text me Matt's phone # I actually had it and lost it - I will tell him that you advertised it on a porn website.
Launderette at the door?
(Do you mean lingerie?)
French spelling.
Doesn't it feel nice to have dry pits?
I'm selling some 1st graders cheap if anyone is interested. One named monaye is up for grabs! She's feral.
I'm going on a blind date. Call me in an hour and say ur in labor.
How did the name Pieter Van Den Hoogenband slip through our fingers, Raj!?
Masturbate. Less drama.
Do you want her address? Are you looking for more faux fur in your life?
Exes suck. Paris wanted to hang out tonight and I said i couldn't cuz i had diarrhea!
Are you a Shlemiel? In yiddish?
There is a large naked man sleeping in my bed.
Liz wants to know in what ways you mean large...
A. Do you have psoriasis? B. Remind me to ask you about sex.
Want to cum over and eat bread? im off at 7
I just read your last text and now I'm hard at Whole Foods.
Hi. Chewing my nasty gum, thinking of you.
It is gross to admit that I haven't washed the sweat pants I'm currently wearing (and have worn daily since purchasing) ever?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

anthem


Ring the bells that still can ring
Forget your perfect offering
There is a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in.

School has started, dating has gone awry, I got back together with the emotionally unavailable guy, after six weeks, because he admitted some of his feelings for me, and acted like a boyfriend, and man have I enjoyed it. But tomorrow he leaving for South America for three months, maybe more. Last night we said goodbye, and it was sad and sweet. He said he was going to miss me, which is everything I wanted to hear. There were long hugs and a half-night sleep over and lots and lots of cuddling (God I hate that word) and I did cry. Well, the tears didn't start until he left, but the eyes were welling. He is the best kisser I've ever kissed; that's what got me into trouble in the first place. The first time our feet touched I swear, I felt a jolt of electricity, and when we kissed I remember thinking, Whoa! This is fucking awesome.

A little part of me is hopeful that when he gets back maybe we can do it for real, but the rational part of me knows it's a really long time from now, and we didn't make any agreement, and who knows where both of us will be in January. Or March or April, because it could be that long, too.

Today I discovered Leonard Cohen. His song, Anthem, I love. It's too bad he wasn't a great singer because he sure was an amazing writer.