sid-nee

After the game we went to THE GROCERY STORE which thrilled both of us beyond belief. I love foreign markets. We wandered up and down the aisles and probably spent a good 20 minutes ogling at their selection of tuna. We left with tons and tons of food.

After eating dinner back at the hostel, I got a call from Julian, Glenda's cousin. He came by and the three of us went to a bar and talked about how much he hates Australians. I drank Australian beer which was gross, just as gross as American beer. Julian was a wealth of information and provided us with several awesome Michael Jackson jokes. Which I have dutifully reprinted below.


Q: When does Michael Jackson know it is time to go to bed
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Micheal Jackson went swimming in Sydney Harbor. Do you know why he didn't drown? He was holding on to a buoy.

Did you know that Michael Jackson thought that Boys II Men was an ordering service.

And my favorite cringe-worthy MJ joke, from Benja many years ago:
Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson touches little boys.