erotic popsicle

Because of George!, I put my name into the Quiz Universe Sexual Dictionary of Names. I did it many, many times, to make sure the results were accurate. This is what I got:

1. 100% Kinky
2. Aphrodisiac of cucumbers
3. An invisible condom
4. A steamy steamy shower
5. Tasting like strawberries
6. A new position involving a machete
7. An erotic popsicle

I'm still wondering how they managed to get so close to the truth. It's scary -- it's like they KNOW me!!

happy

I am so happy right now. Everything is so good, I don't even mind doing all my homework. My only stresses are finishing the PACT and the uncertainty of when I will be starting teaching next year. (July? September? Who knows!) The roommates worked out, the paint colors are chosen, the weather is getting warmer, the cousins are moving to LA, I'm in love, the parents met, and my friends are awesome.

Chernobyl

This interactive essay about Chernobyl is incredible. The pictures are beautiful; the stories devastating.

put-ups

Today my friend passed me this note in class:

Speaking of put-ups, the other day in my carpool, we were talking about how great of a teacher you are gonna be b/c you are so good @ so much stuff and so creative.
FYI
=)

This means more to me than a good grade in any methods class.

who the hell is this girl and what does she do all day long?

These are just some of the web pages that showed up today in my "history" folder (in alphabetical order):

"10 Facts You Always Wanted to Know about Penises, but Didn't Know you Did"

"7 Outrageous Sex Positions"

"A Masturbation Memoir by Tracey Cox"

"African slave trade - Wikipedia"

"Amazon.com Books: Ashanti to Zulu"

"Amazon.com Books: Mufaro's Beautiful Daughters"

"Choosing the Right Vibrator"

"CNN.com - Texas busting drunks in bars"

"MSN Hotmail - Inbox"

"cotton picker slaves - Google Image Search"

"dooce"

"Evite - Shabbat Club goes Mexicana"

"Follow the Drinking Gourd"

"Four Positions for a Better Orgasm"

"Gmail - Sent Mail"

"Google"

"Inner City Arts: Providing a bridge between the the artistic experience and the development of the whole child"

"Lucy's Spleen"

"The Underground Railroad Site"

"numero uno pizza - Google Search"

"Rediculous.jpg"

"Sex Positions for Every Scenario"

"The Core - Nonduality/Advaita"

"Update 5: Police: Saw Marks Found on Slain Girl"

"Want to Be Unforgettable in Bed?"

"Welcome to Gmail!"

to do in june

1. paint living room olive green (one wall)
   
2. paint dining room yellow (two walls)
   
3. paint kitchen pink (one wall)
4. paint bedroom magenta (one wall, the other walls primed white)
5. paint my "other" apartment
6. buy a new cell phone
7. catch up on all my TV shows I never watched: Sopranos, DeGrassi High, Reno 911 after season one, Arrested Development season two and three, Queer as Folk season five, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Family Guy, etc.
8. watch "classic" and "great" movies I have also never seen, such as Last of the Mohicans, Braveheart, My Left Foot, Unforgiven, The Color Purple...
   
9. fake tanner
10. eat lots of popsicles
    
11. go to the Hollywood Bowl every other day
12. spend time with my most favorite NPR fan (that's you, baby!)
    
13. take walks
14. balance my checkbook (from January)
15. PLAN AN ENTIRE YEAR'S WORTH OF CURRICULUM (so exciting, seriously, like a wet dream)
16. read the stack of books that has been waiting patiently for me since last June
    

looky-likeys

Thanks, Mindy!! I'm writing straight off my high as being recognized "facially similiar" to Christy Turlington. I'm just going to ignore my second trial which pegged me looking like Danny Kaye.



Try it!