Thursday, December 29, 2005

dear Dr. Freud,

Last night I had the strangest dream.

I was hanging out with Rachel Miller, an elementary school friend of mine who I don't talk to anymore. We were at Camp, and I cut my elbow, so she rooted around the medicine cabinet to find some antiseptic. I lay down on a bed, and Rachel leaned over me to apply the antiseptic, when ---

Lo and Behold, she spilled a whole package of sewing needles into my vagina!!!


Isn't that the strangest thing? We had to use tweezers to get them all out.

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