I don't know how to quit you, Johnny Weir

You're a fake tanner? Any tips?
"The mystic tan. I was doing the cocktail for a little while. I was doing mystic tan and then running into the tanning bed as well. I'm not really that far into my tanning training yet this year. Tips? Make sure you wear the hairnet. And make sure you don't shower for two and a half hours, not three. 'Cause three, for some reason, it sticks a little harder. But I've been doing the lay-down tanning bed, and where my butt cheeks push together there's a white triangle because it never gets tan."

How can you not love this guy?