can't touch this

Seven Things I Discussed With Old Roommate Abbey Who Is Now Shomer Nagiah:

1. She is Shomer Nagiah for reals.
2. She hasn't touched her boyfriend of four months, except for the other night when they "messed up."
3. She has a boyfriend.
4. Her boyfriend is African.
5. Her boyfriend is also Shomer Nagiah.
6. Being Shomer Nagiah is hard.
   
7. Queer As Folk Season Five blows because Brian and Justin don't get married in the end, and they only pop that on the viewers in the last five minutes of the series finale, even though they had been building up to that event for five whole seasons with hot sex and tender looks and major life-changing events.