10 things I have learned from women

1. Non surgical breast enhancement techniques.
2. Sometimes a bad day is just a bad day.
3. How to give good head.
4. It's ok to love how you look.
5. Victoria's Secret.
6. The power of My So-Called Life.
   
7. Mascara and vaseline.
   
8. Dooce, Fugly, Couch, McSweeneys
   
9. Not everything is my responsibility.
10. Even the most put-together women fall apart.