Ashkenaz

Because JDate has some new rule that prevents you from viewing more than one guy's profile at a time, I have turned to OnlySimchas.com for my evening entertainment. It does not disappoint. Without even clicking my mouse ONCE, I have found the following amazingly Ashkenazikly named couples:

• Hershke & Chaya Rochel
• Sarah Gila & Yitzie
• Faige & Chaim
• Chayala & Yunti
• Toli & Hadassah
• Rechele & Hershy
• Avrumy & Devory
• Yoely & Malky

...And now there is nothing left to say.