Just browsing the text messages on my new phone:
I forgot the other thing about Midwestern Boy Hair was that they comb it all FORWARDS.
No, they have to see if the hootage is still available.
Next time you give him a blow job, accidentally use your teeth.
Going 2 be a little late. Just got a bible thrown at me.
I just got a fortune cookie that says: you should work on improving your exercise routine.
bastard, your sperm gave me the flu.
Call me when you have 15 minutes to talk about lube.
I'm at Office Depot, LUSTING after automatic pencil sharpeners.
Another thing jersey knit sheets are good for is you can clean your glasses real well before reading your nighttime book.
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