Wednesday, March 12, 2008

pooping is the hot new shit

OR. And this is total overshare: Do you ever try for a silent fart? Like it absolutely has to happen, and you're in the bathroom anyway, so it's not like you're stinking up someone's office?

I stand, lean over at the waist so I'm almost looking at my knees, pull my asscheeks apart a little, and it usually just comes out like "fffft."

...I need to stop posting. Jezebel, this is what you have reduced me to. Dear God.

2 comments:

Mimi said...

OMG!!! I can"t believe you just posted that!! can NOT stop laughing!

Jeff R said...

Speaking of which - did you see the story about the woman who sat on the toilet for 2 years and became fused with the seat?

http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/03/13/768309.aspx

Strange Seussian quote from the local sherrif:

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body”